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The roller coaster of Danielle and Mohamed, as documented by the police
Some genius compiled the complete list of a year in the life of Mullins-Jbali Police Reports. Here's the Smithsonian-worthy compilation. As a … [Keep Reading]
Celebrity
First post of 2016: We think Steve Harvey faked it
This is not only slow news, but old news. Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner of the 2015 Miss Universe pageant and then had to correct … [Keep Reading]
Here’s how to make 2015’s scariest Halloween costume
There is nothing more frightening that poorly dressed, defiantly ignorant bigots. Which brings us to gay-hating Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis … [Keep Reading]
Crime
Little Women: LA start throwing wine glasses
In obvious anticipation of the Season 4 premiere next week, Little Women: LA's Christy has checked herself into Cedars-Sinai with HEAD TRAUMA and … [Keep Reading]
Attention true crime nerds
Apparently it's just me, but this season of Serial isn't taking over my entire universe like Season One did. There's no mystery. A cocky kid … [Keep Reading]
Animals
White Tie ‘Why???’ For Guy Who Killed Cecil The Lion
I know that Beth and I have been beating the fashion don'ts drum a bit lately, but I can't let this one go without comment: why did the guy who … [Keep Reading]
‘The Transformation Of Fat Vincent’ Is The Best Page On Facebook
Look, I'll admit it -- I'm a crazy dog person. I want to make my dogs happy, and do all sorts of dumb stuff to avoid "inconveniencing" them, like … [Keep Reading]
Internet
Our New Obsession: A Crime A Day
Back in 2011, the Wall Street Journal stdh at how impossible it seemed to count the total number of federal criminal laws in existence. The … [Keep Reading]
Testing out the dumb app that makes your selfies look “better”
Once they invented that thing on smartphone cameras that flips the viewer so it's facing you, I hopped on board that selfie bandwagon like a … [Keep Reading]