The sex torch worked!
By now, my fellow 90 Day Friends have all probably heard the news that Danny and Amy are expecting their first child. Congratulations Danny and Amy! Amy is perfect in every way and will make a perfect mother, even though many are worried that her husband might be a closeted gay man. But you know what? I know some pretty terrific gay dads.
Anyway, I think we can all agree that our main concern will be this child’s horrible racist grandfather, who will probably not love the baby very much because the baby will be 1/4th black. Danny’s racist dad, if you’ll recall, had a big enough problem with his secretly gay son (one of many) marrying a perfect person who just happened to be from South Africa. Now they are having a child together, and Danny’s dad has no doubt already condemned the babe to a life of invented and imagined ridicule and scorn.
Based on their Instagrams, Danny and Amy appear to be happy and healthy together, so good for them. I hope fatherhood gives Danny the courage to finally tell his dad to F*** OFF.
If you’re hoping for some miracle baby announcement from Mohammed and Danielle, you can keep waiting. A quick search of Mo’s FB fan page (!!!) delights with his latest status update: “Undercover Boss is my best TV show :)”
Undercover Boss is an awesome show, Mohammed. Agreed on that one. Did you see the Hooters episode? Searing. Anyway, Mohammed has photos of himself in a Planet Fitness, which has me wondering if he is a trainer at Planet Fitness and training Paul Dolce for free, without an appointment. I certainly hope so. Mohammed still gets a ton of positive response whenever he posts anything, because he is a master Tunisian internet gigolo. Dani, meanwhile, appears to have taken Mohammed’s name, and her profile picture is their wedding photo in which Dani is gazing at Mohammed, and mohammed is gazing at freedom growing further away in the distance.
You can easily find most of the 90 Day Fiance couples on Facebook, like this upsetting photo of Brett and Daya. If you are old and need help doing this, please inquire in the comments and someone will help you.
What do we think, 90 Day Friends?!?