Fucking finally. Danielle Mullins Jbali Mullins revealed without any hint of self-awareness that the reason she is asking for an annulment from her marriage to Mohamed is to scare him into coming back and working on their relationship. For Danielle, true Jbali love is still a Jbossibility.
As I’m sure you know, this is how all great love stories work. Threats with deportment generally result in long-lasting, mutually respectful, consistently passionate marriages. But where does this leave our knit-capped Gabriel? With whom will he roller-skate when 28-year old Mohamed sees the error of his ways and realizes that a borderline-functioning middle-aged grandmother in Sandusky, Ohio is his soulmate?
Interestingly, Luisa has bounced without a word. For her final meeting with Mo, Luisa brings along a chaperone and then offers the oft-previewed threat to expose Mo for who he really is. But instead of spilling some Jbali tea, Luisa and her weird involved friend (a must on any reality show) get up from a very random Argentinian steakhouse and depart for the little-covered beaches of Southern California.
Can we please get some more intel on Gabriel? The world needs to know.