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90 Day Fiance Recap: Brett’s Mom Does Not Approve!

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This week brought us the finale of Season 2 of 90DF, but not to fear! Not only will there be a Season 3, but next week we get a Andy Cohen-esque reunion with all of the couples, hosted by NOT ME. What the f***, TLC? I’m so confused. Anyway, let’s get to the couples, because to no one’s surprise they’re all married now.

Sidenote, for some of you that are gloriously contributing in the comments section of these recaps, there’s a line between being sassy and snarky, and just being an asshole. It’s a subjective line, but come ON. You know who you are, you angry 90 Day Friends. 90% of you though, are like my favorite people ever.
Okay, here goes:

Cassia and Jason: After Jason left his own bachelor party and thus Cassia, he and his buds retreated to a table nearby for some ridiculous gigantic and feminine drinks. It was here that Jason realized that he missed Cassia and texted, “Hey Cassia, it’s me. I miss you. I’m sorry.” Apparently Cassia has not entered Jason into her contacts. So Jason left his own bachelor party and went “home.” By home, of course, we mean he went to their shitty motel. The following day, Cassia donned a slightly inappropriate wedding dress and was walked down the aisle by Jason’s dad, who found her so attractive, he just might marry Cassia himself! Ugh. Say what you want about these two hotheads, I think they sincerely like each other, and are just weird people in general. We are all weird people. God bless.

Danielle and Mohammed: 2 weeks after the wedding, Mohamed LEFT. The electric company shut off the lights and that was the PERF excuse for Mo to bounce. Where he went is anyone’s guess, although some of you in the comments seem to KNOW that he went to Danielle’s friend’s house and proceeded to hit on her 17-year old daughter. Maybe it’s part of Mohamed’s version of Ramadan to do whatever the fuck he wants 100% of the time, I can’t be sure. What I do know for sure, however, is that Faith is the only normal person in Norfolk, Ohio other than Paul Dolce, Esq. How Danielle had such a reasonable, bright, rational, smart daughter is anyone’s guess, but she had to have done something right, at some point, because Faith is a delight. Danielle’s sister and her handbag swing by for a heart-to-heart over Mo’s disappearance, and Sister Sara tries to alert Danielle that Mohamed might never be coming back. Mohamed DOES come back, however, and after checking the internet, claims he can do what he wants and closes the bedroom door. This is not a shocking turn of events, but I still loved it.

Chelsea and Yamir: It’s wedding day and Chelsea’s mom hasn’t finished Chelsea’s wedding dress, but she has Galesburg errands to run! If the dress is too long, they’ll just use scissors, okay? Yamir’s family arrives from Nicaragua, and they are all like Yamir; nice, normal and understandably nervous. Chelsea, meanwhile, it a Bridezilla because of the whole dress fiasco, and it’s kind of her own fault. I would not be able to go to sleep the night before my wedding if my dress wasn’t ready. Maybe we could stay up and sew something? Cut to, the wedding totally happens. And Chelsea manages to work Yamir’s former fame into her vows. Chelsea tosses a cardigan over her “dress” and the two live in Galesburg happily ever after until Yamir is able to go to the Latin Music Capital of the World, Chicago, to reignite his music career. I know I speak for all of you when I say that I plan to follow his fame forever.

Brett and Daya: After last week’s “overheard” convo between Brett and his mom, Daya agrees to marry Brett anyway, but claims she will never speak to his mom again. The mom responds by NOT COMING TO THE WEDDING, which is a pretty shitty thing to do. Even Sue and all of her racist concerns showed up. Brett wears purple accents, and Daya is walked down the aisle by some relatives in red. Cassidy behaves, even though her grandma refused to show up, and the highlight of the entire event was Brett’s former roommate Lou getting teary and saying Brett is like a son to her. Three cheers for Lou: Lou! Lou! Lou! Oh, and Daya gave Brett the cheek for the big wedding kiss. THE CHEEK. This does not bode well for Brett’s wedding night. At the end of the wedding, Brett asked Daya if the diamonds in his wedding ring were real. Ha! Brett has diamonds in his man-ring.

How were these wine glasses never addressed? (TLC.com)

How were these wine glasses never addressed? (TLC.com)

Justin and Evelin: Justin and Evelin had a beautiful wedding attended by Justin’s family and friends. Justin’s mom really took the cake, as it were, and said some lovely things to Evelin. How could she not? Evelin is awesome. The windy wedding took place on the beach and unfortunately was not attended by Evelin’s family. It was, however, attended by the world’s biggest and weirdest wine glasses. What is the story with these wine glasses? Why? They looked like clown glasses, if clowns drank mid-level Chardonnay. Evil sister-in-law Jennifer attended and wore a statement necklace, naturally. She read about those in InStyle. She does not deserve Justin’s sweet mom as a mother-in-law. Evelin does. I wish all good things for her, don’t you!

There was no Danny and Amy this week, as they’re busy doing it.

Who will make it? Who won’t? Where was Mohammed, and why? And of COURSE, we will be watching the reunion. Your (kind, not-racist) thoughts in the comments please. And until next time, may all of your commercial breaks be brief…

  • SND Junkie

    GREAT RECAP, Beth! Favorite lines… “Apparently Cassia has not entered Jason into her contacts.” …”We are all weird people. God bless.” – So true! …”happily ever after until Yamir is able to go to the Latin Music Capital of the World, Chicago, to reignite his music career” …”THE CHEEK. This does not bode well for Brett’s wedding night.” – hahahahahaha …”attended by the world’s biggest and weirdest wine glasses.” OMG, those things were HUGE! I kept rubbing my eyes to see if I was seeing correctly. In any event, Must. buy. those. goblets. …and finally, “they’re busy doing it.” lololol. Great work!

    BTW, I agree Faith is a delight. She is the voice of calm reason within a totally wacky cast of characters. I hope Faith gets a spin-off. I also think Brett’s mom was ridiculous for not attending her son’s wedding. Bad move.

    Awww, I can’t believe it is all over and now we just have a reunion show to look forward to. I can’t wait to read other comments here. I adore this site.

    Cheers and happy holidays – Susie, aka SND junkie

    • Maggie

      I love Faith! I think she’s been on to Mohamed’s plan from the beginning. I loved when she said her mom should “give him a week to come back”, and “why does he get to leave and we have to stick it out here?” Danielle just sat on the bed, and then said she HOPES he comes back. And he did. After the lights were back on.

      • Beth

        I had heard theories that Mohammed was gay, which in hindsight I can see now (either that or he had a very European way of dressing). He seemed to have outed himself on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/majbeli/about?section=contact-info. Maybe he had another appointment with Paul Dolce, Esquire?

        • Angel

          LOL OMG thanks for sending this link, I can’t believe it but then again when you say things like someone’s body is “acceptable” you have to wonder.

        • Jodie

          I can’t get the link to work….What does it say?!?!

          • chinarider

            It says he is interested in men and women. The only family listed is his Tunisian family, no relationship status listed. And one of the pages he liked is “Bearded Men”.

        • Bobbi

          Unfortunately I wasn’t able to access this link. It takes me to FB but the page is blank.

          • coach wristlet jen

            I’ve noticed straight people from foreign countries checking both men and women as well. They take it to mean do you want to have both male and female friends? He could just be looking for more pool buddies.

            As much fun as this sizzling rabbit trail of a theory is to follow, I don’t think it gets much backup from that particular FB selection.

            if he were gay, he wouldn’t be so open about it anyway. I think he’d be concerned about persecution from friends and family back home.

            After all he is a movie character!

          • Beth

            You’re right. I thought about that after I posted it, he has since taken it down. I think it is much easier to believe that he is interested in purely friendships with men and women, than acceptable=beautiful. 🙂

  • SND Junkie

    One more thought …Isn’t it bad form to wear a handful of rings on your wedding day? Shouldn’t the wedding ring have that day for it’s very own? I couldn’t believe Chelsea wore a bunch of funky rings on her hands during her wedding. It seemed really tacky to me.

    • muttley

      Totally agree. Lots o rings and they were all fugly.

      • Wisc

        I was also thinking the same thing.. shouldn’t have had any other rings and the ones she had on were… well,.. not great…

  • LovesScooby

    Those big wine glasses belonged to Justin’s drunkass sister-in-law. Those are her every day glasses.

    • Maggie

      LOL! Jennifer is so fake, but I really like the mom Martha. She is sweet, and made Evelin feel very welcomed into the family. I still cant pinpoint what is “off” about Justin, but they seem happy together.

      • Faith has buck teeth and should get a set of braces before she judges anyone.
        I, agree I also can not pin pointl

        • Wisc

          Maggie, i think what you are seeing about Justin being off but can’t pinpoint it is that most of the time he seems completely emotionless. He talks, almost never smiles, never up, never down. Only once or twice in that entire season did he ever crack a smile and it was for like .half a second…… There doesn’t seem to be any fire in that guy for anything at all., His words say he’s “excited” to be with Evelyn but his body language and actions don’t show a thing….. That’s what i see anyways because i was wondering what was up with him too..

          • muttley

            Only one thing is up ON Justin. Nothing is up WITH him. He is younger version of Jason. Flatline. They need to do a BOGO for an Rx.

        • muttley

          STOP re Faith!

      • Suz

        What’s up with Justin? It’s called narcissism. No emotion. It’s all about him. Evelin is so sweet. I feel bad for her.

    • SND Junkie

      Bwahahahahaaaa!! “Her everyday glasses.”

  • Shannon Hall

    Two things that stood out to me this episode were Jason’s El Camino T Shirt, and Chelsea crying about not knowing how to use hair tools. Yeah, we can tell you don’t know how to.

    • Maggie

      Yeah, that sucks when you buy a curling iron, but have no idea how to use it. I was just happy she finally washed her hair! But none of that matters, because she is maried to a Pop Star from Nicaragua. I was really hoping Gabriel, the Myla Vox manager would come running thru the forest and kidnap poor Yamir from Yoko Ono.

    • Beth

      I noticed the El Camino T-Shirt too. I have come to the conclusion that he is some form of high functioning autistic. Like Mo and Dani, I would like Jason and Cassia to have their own spin off; the trials and tribulations of the sassy Latina and her Rain Man like husband. I have to check the auctions, I have to check the auctions.

  • Chickie

    Cassia’s wedding dress looks like a garage sale score by Jason. It revealed that Cassia had a Brazilian waxing down…there. Couldn’t help but notice since the camera kept panning down.
    Evelin was gorgeous inside and out. Christmas might be a pleasant family get-together this year for Justin’s family. No Christmas ham thrown out the front door this year!
    It appears that Daya’s mother is already here and married to an American citizen? Nothing like keeping it real with the family hustle. I see their marriage staying for the long haul and I hope that Daya and her new MIL find peace with each other.
    I’m a hopeless optimist. I hope that our immigrations will see through Danielle and Mohamed’s scam. Even her sweet daughter can tell it like it is on camera. I would hate to see my tax dollars going to Danielle and her soon-to-be ex Mohamed feeding off the government teat.
    Where can I fill out my roommate application with Lou and T? Love them!

    • Dan

      I think they said that was Daya’s aunt (in an earlier episode).

    • Maureen Mac Leod

      Actually being a 90 day fiancée myself, the cost of immigration is paid thru the applications by the petitioner/beneficiary.

  • zx6r

    Can we stop messing around and have Jihad Mo deported already? This asshole no longer amuses me.. We all know that Danielle is total idiot, so let’s get INS involved and throw his lazy, conniving ass outta here. The guy’s been here barely 3 months (at the time of filming) and he already taught us all we need to know about islam. Screw you Jihad Mo. Don’t care about your lame traditions or customs. Don’t care about Ramadan or anything else you parasitic leech. There are veterans in this country not getting the proper care that they need, and your stupid ass has the gull to raise money from “sponsors”??? You make me sick. I only hope that the next time I see your lazy ass on TV, it’s getting a swift kick from an INS agent as you’re boarding the next flight home.

    Oh and Danielle, ever think of how DUMB….sorry, how much DUMBER you’re gonna look, wearing a burka because Jihad Mo told you to AND having that cross tatt on your sausage finger? Oh, and didn’t you say in ep1 that Tunisian men are sooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than American men? You traitorous wench. Do you still have that opinion now that your “lover” has kicked you to the curb, just 2 weeks after the wedding? Moron…..

    • RK

      Tone down the prejudice, buddy – saying this guy represents Islam is like saying Danielle represents Christianity.

      Should the world judge Americans by the people we see on this show?

      90DF is hilarious, Beth is hilarious, but you, you are just an internet troll. Go be a hater elsewhere.

      • muttley

        Good message. Clearly this show makes Americans look very bad.

      • Rick

        And who are you to limit other people’s opinions? So the guy voices his point of view and that makes him a troll? Aren’t you quick to defend green card leeches! I fought for this guy’s right to say what he wants.
        And even by this token, it doesn’t make Americans make any worse than Jbali coming here, looking for people to pay his way, while at the same time lecturing us on his cult… Errr I mean “religion”.
        YOU tone it down.

        • Michelle

          If you served in the armed forces, you were not fighting for Americans’ “right to say what they want.” The Constitution clearly established those rights for us long before you came on the scene. Did you take civics in high school?

        • SND Junkie

          Thank you for your service, Rick, to protect our freedoms. It has been asked that everyone keep their comments away from personal attack on other posters and focus on the show (and the people on the show). Basically keep it polite & lighthearted. This is a TV show, after all, and a hilarious one on many levels. Thanks.

          • SND Junkie

            BTW – this posting was not meant entirely for Rick (except for the thanks for his service).. It was just a general statement. People will post what they want and everyone has the right to do so, but hopefully we can keep it polite and not get pulled into personal attacks, etc. You all know what I mean, I hope.

  • omneya

    I agree Beth, you should’ve host the reunion.

    • Maggie

      I agree too! And I think Paul Dolce should make an appearance.

      • NickyJ

        Totally agree! Beth should be hosting it and I would be delighted if they made room on the couch for Paul Dolce. And yeah, what was up with those wine glasses??

      • SND Junkie

        Yes yes!!!!! Lol.

        • Beth Spotswood

          OMG, Paul Dolce Esq. and I could co-host. But he has better hair than me, and I would get jealous. I would also not be able to ask any of these people the real questions to their faces. Related: You cannot refer to him simply as Paul. It’s got to be Paul Dolce, Esquire, JD, Attorney-at-Law.

          • Tina VDH

            And also “immigration lawyer.”

    • Kacky

      If Paul Dolce shows up, I will be standing in the shadows with a banana cip and that is not a sexual innuendo. I just want that mop up out of his face!

    • Debbie Rio

      Beth’s would have been perfect to host it,We all know they have been reading this blog!! What is TLC thinking!!!

  • Maggie

    Just to clarify the posts about Mo staying at Angie’s house, and the allegations she made about her 17 year old daughter. She did post this herself on the 90 DF Facebook page, and it was also mentioned on Tumbler. Next week, when Danielle says “she was trying to break us up”, she is referring to Angie and when she took him in.

  • Maggie
    • Nancy

      The slightly broken English and full on vitriol indicate to me that this Danielle and Mohamed blog could be written by none other than Angie’s husband.

      not to mention the insider info that was suddenly cut off at the knees.

      • Maggie

        This is true Nancy. When I saw it on Facebook, it was posted from Angie’s profile. Then Danielle replied with how they werent friends anymore, blah blah blah. Maybe Angie should come to the reunion too so we can hear her side of things.

      • muttley

        Danielle speaks some sort of English and she is broken.

        • muttley

          Which I had said broke(n). Ha.

  • NickyJ

    I just saw a commercial for the reunion show. Cannot wait to see it!

  • Nancy

    Lovely recap, Beth! Last night when those clown glasses made an appearance, my husband and I looked at each other and I said I’ll bet Spotswood is going to have something to say about that!

  • Ariel

    Has anyone else seen Danielle’s new pic in her FB page? OMG, I think she and Mo got married at a garden center! Check out her pic with the stack of trellises leaning up against the wall behind them.

    I actually wondered how they could afford to rent a place for the ceremony. Now we know. D and Mo left a couple of sacks of their BS in exchange for using the “outdoor fireplace” exhibit.

    • Maggie

      LOL Ariel, I just checked it out. I see she still has the post with “Jealousy is a disease, get well soon bitches”, under her wedding pic. Now thats classy!
      Also, why is Cassia using an alias now? She is now Monique Muniz. Or is that the stripper name she got while she was in Vegas?

      • Kacky

        I wonder if a couple of them decided not to use real names on FB but were outed anyway. Cassia in Monique, and Brett is Steve Polychronopolis.

  • RJ

    Cassia is a hooker right? I mean, I like her and think she’s funny but Jason knows she’s a hooker and is just in it for what he can get… Am I wrong here?

    He generally has a look on his face like he knows…You’re wife wears that to her wedding, walks like it’s been another long night on the corner and you would hope he realizes he married a prostitute.

    .

    • Olivia

      I never sensed that – and it would be very sad if true. Makes me root for them all the more. I hope that Cassia is able to achieve any goals and dreams she might have now married.

      • Nancy

        I agree! I don’t think Cassia was a hooked at all! The thongs and stuff were pretty acceptable by Brazil standards.

        American women in short sleeves and blue jeans might be viewed as risqué by some conservative Muslims but it doesn’t make them whores. It’s just a cultural difference.

        Cassia actually seemed a bit on the prissy side about the magazines, bachelor party, etc. In fact I sensed a bit of a puritanical streak.

        She might be the one to bring a much needed vitality to her husband’s life. To me, Jason never looked like he had more purpose when he was standing there in his tux. I wish them both well!

        • Kacky

          I love Cassia. Even if she leaves as soon as she gets her green card, she’ll have earned it and it’ll be the best two years he ever had. Judging by Twitter battles where he has bragged about her age and weight, he’ll be back online in a few years anyway, looking for a younger model. My sweetie of 16 years has high-functioning Aspergers too, making him very anti-social but he’s never not nice to me. I had my family over for Christmas Eve and he took to his bed for the entire time they were here, but he was up washing dishes after they left. No way would he ever do that “meenie meenie wah wah” thing that drunk Jason did. Got to hand it to her, if that had been me, I’d have picked his pocket and snuck off to the airport for a one way ticket home.

  • MommySalommy

    I’m new to this delightful group of people who are clearly regulars of reading this hilariously written recap of 90 Fiancé. I must say, BRILLIANT writing!

    I wanted to agree with the rest of you who found the following quote as funny as I did:
    “There was no Danny and Amy this week, as they’re busy doing it.”

    With all the oftentimes inappropriate chatter the entire season surrounding a young couple maintaining their values, may I say that you just taught each of the brothers what true comedic timing is? Forget the sex torch!

    I was just watching my DVR of the “More to Love” episode and noticed for the first time that the awkward toilet paper role was at the edge of the bed with wadded up boogie rags before Brett came in and clumsily swatted at Daya’s face. However, stupid editing cuts to Brett walking in to Daya sitting on the edge of the bed with no sign of the toilet paper ever having been there?!

    I have to say that I think Brett was too passive with both his mom and Daya. When your fiancé is sobbing, you don’t keep your distance with crossed arms and your mouth shut. Well, maybe keep the mouth shut, but IMHO I think he should have sat next to her, put his arm around her, let her cry it out and interject a few, “mmhmm’s,” or, “I know/I agree/I love you and am vowing to to so for better or worse.”

    I, like many, was originally not on Team Daya. I sure am on her team now.

    Final thought (although I have several!), wasn’t Faith trying to be the living form of her name early on? I thought they’d show her saying good things about how this is going to work out. I totally agree she spoke wisdom beyond her years when she was being genuine about the situation. Oddly, that was just the lead-in to my thought. Does anybody else think it is curious how Dani constantly says “now there is someone to help with the girls…” Either my eyes deceive me, but aren’t her girls (I’m sorry, Dani) seemingly more self-sufficient than Dani? The other half is Dani saying that her girls have become/are attached to Mo. I think Faith just cleared up the confusion her mother seemed to have on each of those very potentially popular drinking game statements (since they’ve been said countless times by Dani the ENTIRE SEASON!)

    • Olivia

      i was under the impression that Faith was off at school or working/living independently.

      She made a comment like “To think I came home for this sh*t!” around the wedding dress shopping ep.

  • Pansy Perkins

    Those giant wineglasses were especially glaring because everything else about Evelin’s wedding was lovely, low key, beach appropriate and charming. They looked clownish and tacky.
    I feel sorry for Cassidy, let her stay with her mom. Brett is a goober and an embarrassment for a father. Daya was like the cat who caught the canary–“I won! I bagged my LiverLipped Green Card, SUCK IT, MIL!” Clearly Brett has never had a set, traded in his bitchy, controlling, overbearing mom for a bitchy, controlling, overbearing wife. The lack of real kiss says it all about Daya. Ugh.
    Oh Cassia, that crunchy blond bird’s nest on top of your head with the crappy tiara, the 1996 peekaboo promdress… the whole wedding was terribly depressing. I have never seen a bride and groom both so totally miserable looking on their wedding day. It almost felt like they were being married against their will. They kept saying over and over about all the enormous issues they have to work out ON THEIR WEDDING DAY. Here’s some advice kids— if you have that many issues it’s a sign you shouldn’t get married. She’s too young and immature for marriage and he’s just… good grief, where does one start with him? If somebody has to marry this dork then let it be Danielle. That’s about what she deserves. I was bitterly disappointed Jason’s dad didn’t bring the Swiffer as his date. And FFS why are these men ordering giant BITCH drinks at their super “manly-man, no girls allowed” bachelor party? I think Cassia should have let him go off and get some lap dances. She was being silly. Why couldn’t she go off and have some drinks with Jason’s stepmom and sister for a few hours?
    Poor Yamir, he did the deed and now he has to live with that unwashed, greasy broad in that basement. Why was I not surprised by the damn hay bales and mason jars, Chelsea had her carbon copy Pinterest hipster wedding! Why were we waiting until the morning of the wedding to finish that ugly skirt? You’ve been sitting around doing nothing for months since you kidnapped your. “famous popstar” from Nicaragua. What else did you have to do, Chelsea? It’s not like it’s that complicated to sew up a seam on a sack, and that’s what it looked like you were wearing- a sack. Ugh. (And didn’t you love how she had to work the “famous popstar” bit into her vows. Nice. Well he’s not famous for being a popstar anymore, you saw to that, Yoko). And explain to me again why she couldn’t relocate to Nicaragua for his career? I don’t buy the “I need to take hot showers” line because, well look at her. Does she look like she takes a lot of hot showers? Blergh. At least she washed her greasy mop of hair for the wedding finally. And yeah, we can tell you don’t know how to use a curling iron. Your hair was straighter by the time you were finished, Chelsea. Poor Yamir.
    Oh Danielle you got exactly what you deserved when Mo walked out on you. And boy did he turn into a bitchy little prissy pants after the I Dos were said. I loved that “deer caught in headlights” look on his face when the producers caught him in the apartment on the computer. Why was he so crappy to the producers? It’s not their fault his little bezness arrangement went down the crapper. I assume somebody had gotten ahold of him by this point in the filming and explained that he he’d made a HUGE mistake in allowing an American camera crew to document this scammy cluster*#^€.
    Can’t wait til next week when Mo and The Whimpering Garbage Barge try to convince us all this whole scheme of theirs hasn’t been total BS.

    • SND Junkie

      WOW. Bravo for that recap, Pansy Perkins! I agree with everything and you wrote it all a whole lot better than I could have. Hahaha, “Poor Yamir, he did the deed and now he has to live with that unwashed, greasy broad in the basement.” I think Chelsea is a complete idiot and I feel for Yamir. He seems like a really nice guy. Next up, she’ll get pregnant and the only thing left of his popstar dreams will be the story of how they met, told by Chelsea.

      • Pansy Perkins

        Thank you, SND. 🙂
        Does anybody else have favourite catchphrases from the show? The first season my husband couldn’t stop saying “TasTasTas!” like Paola. This season I will warble out real loud in that awful, whiny, broken voice of Danielle’s, “Mohammed don’t know nobody.” randomly and crack myself up. My husband also does the most hilarious impression of Daya’s crying howls from when Dumbass Brett and his mom were smack talking her from the room next door. It’s eerie how well he mimics her. We keep each other in stitches with this crap.
        TLC has some work on their hands for season three, how will they top this batch of freakshow losers? Will we get another bezness man???

        • Carrie

          “It’s not faaaaaiiiiiirrrrrr”

        • Anna

          Danielle: IT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!

        • Daniellesanidiot

          And can we talk about Chelsea’s vocal fry? Gah!

    • Kathleen

      omg omg it’s so true about Chelsea! she’s done nothing for 90 days… so why didn’t she help make her skirt? it was pretty much just a bed sheet wrapped like a frat house toga party outfit

      • muttley

        Hearing how long it takes her to say a sentence, I would say she was MUCH too busy to sew a skirt

        .Love how she changes the translation when Yamir speaks and it doesn’t match the subtitles on the screen.

    • Sophia

      Pinterest hipster wedding! Amazing lol

      • Kacky

        You left out Etsy

    • muttley

      I found it interesting that the daughter (the one we don’t speak of and doesn’t speak) was standing by the computer with MO when producers walked in.

      • Maggie

        I caught that too Muttley and I agree. Right before that, the other daughter says, “Mohamed came back 20 minutes ago”. So, he left them all in there for 9 days with no electricity, and the first thing he does when he returns is jumps on the internet? With the youngest daughter by his side? Its wierd.

  • Tina VDH

    Seriously, those wine glasses should have been mailed to each and every one of the 90DF viewers! We needed them to sit through Danielle and Mohammed! That guy is seriously a tool. I really hope that they use the $ they’ve now presumably been paid to catch up on bills and NOT buy more stuff off of QVC!

    Interesting dress, cassia. Did you forget the front on purpose?

    My prediction for Chelsea and Yamir: he gets his EAD/AP card; they hightail it back to his country so he can resurrect his actual career as the Justin Timberlake of Nicaragua. As soon as he has that card, he’s able to travel back and forth. Not meat-packing job for him! I don’t care how good the pension is. He’s wonderful. As are his family and Chelsea’s father.

    One thing to note about Amy and Danny: my South African husband said that her being a Virgin would be something to be proud of and therefore broadcasted. Sex torch aside, culturally, it wasn’t that odd that it was mentioned several times.

    There’s a basic understanding that USCIS investigates people for marriage fraud, and checking social media is part of that. Later days, Mohammed. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out of America!! That’s my $.02. 🙂

    • Clinko

      The part about the Social Media checking is absolutely true. I was shocked at what USCIS looked at when they were doing our Adjustment of Status after our K1 visa. They made some comment offhandedly about how cute we looked in a photo at a friends party and I think both my wife and my jaw hit the floor. The interviewer just gave us a little “Oh I know” smile. Fortunately for most people a Social Media review will HELP your case… Mo is in for a shock.

      • Terramac

        One would be amazed at what information is available.

      • Maggie

        I think MO is realizing this. He recently posted that the OTHER 2 Facebook pages he has, along with the dating sites, are not him, somone is stealing his identity. LOL. Ok sure.

  • Kathleen

    all i can say is… MORE LOU PLEASE!

    • Carrie

      Lou was a vision in khaki!

    • Olivia

      I have kind of wondered if he was raised by Lou at some point in his life . Hate to speculate on something like that – but she was supportive through the whole process – and attended the wedding.

      • Maggie

        Yes Olivia! Plus Lou got pretty emotional at the end, and said “Hes been like a son to me”.

  • Karol

    Great Blog Beth! Thank you, it is as always, very fun, witty and clever!

    I have this theory since we were introduced to Brett and his “Mother”… I’ve never bought the idea that she is his mom…
    1. She did not react to any of Daya’s comments on the car the day she arrived about the authenticity of the diamond of her engagement ring – as a mother I would have gone bananas/Oklahoma on her defending my son.
    2. They don’t look alike – I though she was hired to be his Mom.
    3. They needed DRAMA the previous day of the wedding – as a real mother you don’t air your concerns:
    In the eve of the wedding day!
    At a earshot of your future DIL!
    In front of your granddaughter !

    Mo ran NOT because of the lack of electricity but because the Ramadan excuse was about to expire!Lol!

    Those two deserve each other… The scammer scammed! Poor girls! Those two are lazy and expecting to be supported by the other ! Lol!

    What is beyond my comprehension is the amount of women posting on Mo’s fan page! “You are the best” “Hansome” Blah blah…

    I am sure that The INS will not have a probl detecting this two cons but… Aren’t both of them facing prison time? She can pretend being fooled but I think that he might be facing prison time and a fine before be sent back to Tunisia.

    Happy Holidays to everyone!

    • muttley

      Interesting theory re Brett’s Mom.

      • Nancy

        What’s the Chinatown reference? Never did get to see that movie.

  • Angel

    Also Beth if you are able to host the show make sure to bring those oversized wine glasses on the set, filled with chardonnay this time, it’ll be more entertaining when the glass is full instead of mid-level!

  • Anna

    Did anyone notice Daya had a different diamond ring on at her wedding? I didnt, but someone on Facebook did and pointed it out. She (yes the real Daya) responded, and simply said it was given to her by her aunt. Interesting, where was the original ring?

    • Pansy Perkins

      Maybe she bullied Liver Lips into selling the original ring and giving her the cash so she could buy those ridiculous contact lenses.

      • Maggie

        Liver Lips! Thats better than the other nickname i’ve seen, Watermelon Lips. Atleast he color coordinated his lips and the color of his vest for the wedding. Daya was obviously never going to be happy with that ring, even after the trip to the jewerly store to have it “checked”. Maybe she did get rid of it, another reason his mom was even more pissed and ditched the wedding.

        • Nancy

          I don’t blame Daya on that one. A diamond with a big ol black speck in it is practically worthless. Brett got conned and shame on the jewelry store who sold him that ring!!!

  • Pansy Perkins

    Look what I found while bumping around on the internet!! LOL http://mailorderhusbands.net/love/order/ I’m not on Facebook but maybe one of you guys who are can message Danielle and give her this link when she finally accepts the facts and gives up on Mo. I’m sure she will be ready to bounce back ASAP and try again as soon as somebody stupidly hires her and she can scrape a few thousand together to try again. Broads like her never learn their lesson.

    • Kacky

      Ahahaha. the first one on there tonight is a guy with no shirt and Sammy Hagar hair.
      “Name: TJ
      I’m looking for a girl named “Julie”.. it’s just easier that way. I got this “Julie” tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that’s cool.
      Location: Missouri, USA”

      • Kacky

        Seriously, whoever writes those is a genius!

  • Tiff

    Oh my god beth i’m DYING over your recap and the comments are simply PERFECT.
    Does anyone follow any of the couples on twitter?
    I’ve found Chelsea, and believe it or not once you sift through all of her retweets from people who apparently like her (?) she’s actually pretty funny– http://www.twitter.com/chelsealarosa
    I’m thinking maybe she’s not so bad after all?
    Cassia’s another one that I liked more and more as the season went on, she’s one tough cookie and doesn’t take shit from the haters!! She also loves Lorde, lol– maybe because they’re sorta hair twinz? http://www.twitter.com/Cassia__Tavares
    Ugh why does the season have to end already??? What am I going to do with myself on Sunday nights??

  • Lurking

    Please see my earlier efforts. So much vituperation leads me to abbreviate this salutation. Off we go:

    Droopy eyes and Maria:

    Please go to Google and do a video search for “Kids in the Hall girl drink drunk”. It’s worth it. It looks like the wedding is a go. He has an odd waist coat with too many buttons and a brother with too few chromosomes. She is poked and preened like the Cowardly Lion’s makeover in The Wizard of Oz. One of the tools used looked like a sterling silver hash pipe. He is whisked to the Las Vegas wedding chapel that has a drive through lane. That seems appropriate…Editorially, nothing says good taste as much as a garish white stretch limo, unless it is that same limo with 47 polychromatic advertising stickers.

    Brazilian brides: 1. Catholic wedding ceremonies: 0

    Le fin.

    Weird faced Boeing guy, the older women in his life and Philipino Maria:

    That’s a lot of purple. We got nowhere near enough of the pleasant economy sized roommates. The body language is not good with this one. The big news is that his Mom (?) went AWOL. I don’t think anyone cared.

    Philipino brides: 1 Catholic wedding ceremonies: 0

    Encore le fin.

    Lord Douche and Colombian Maria:

    La Dia triste mi cara.

    He’s a 4th grade phys ed teacher, twice married, twice divorced. His facility with the English language is not prodigious. His hillbilly family shows up, not to watch the ceremony, which, for these people, was surprisingly restrained, but to record it on their cell phones.

    Before the wedding, there are a lot of bro hugs and talk of “This is the big day.” And, “There’s no turning back.” Except, for, y’know the other two times he got married and turned back. However, in fairness, I tend to doubt he was the one who turned back either time.

    His conscious decision not to shave for his wedding was completely rendered insignificant by massive novelty wine glasses. He also had an oversized truck in one episode. Perhaps he was compensating for certain shortcomings?

    Colombian brides: 1. Catholic wedding ceremonies: 0
    (I’m beginning to sense a pattern and possible escape strategy here)

    Et toujours le fin.

    Ali, etc.

    Google “Cartman I do what I want”. He disappears, maybe to meet with his Saudi backers, maybe to break fast for Ramadan. I am almost rooting for the former and ushering in the reign of the Twelfth Imam as this show has fired up my dark millenarian fears. I noticed he told his new family that Ramadan lasts 27 months and is based on the Hijri calendar, so he will tell them what is and isn’t permitted. The flaw in this plan is that the other son, Faith, is intelligent enough to to figure out he is full of crap.

    Le fin rien.

    R.C. And the Justin Timberlake of Nicaragua:

    I hope she doesn’t know the economics of the cotton industry, either. His mom shows up and thinks her son has married into the Astor family, central heating, hot and cold running water, no apparent right wing death squads, she wants him to stay. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the selflessness of Motherhood. Thanks Mom!
    I thought her father was going to don his Universalist Unitarian minister hat and perform the ceremony. I went to get milk and cookies during the ceremony, so I don’t know if he did, or there was a Druidic ceremony. It wasn’t Catholic.

    Nicaraguan grooms: 1. Catholic wedding ceremonies: 0
    This was not a good day for Rome.

    Le fin terminal.

    Well, that was dreadful. Please accept my sincere and heartfelt profession of contrition to those who were angered, disturbed, annoyed or offended by my oeuvre. I mean that. I deeply care about what you think.

    A special thanks to Kids in the Hall, Frank Baum, the lyric poet Sappho, Hernan Cortes, my cousin’s husband Dan who saw fit to walk around my Mom’s birthday dinner with his camcorder rather than be part of the party (1989), Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the prophet Mohammed, the God of Abraham and Frederick the Great for inspiration for today’s effort.

    • muttley

      Huh? You lost me at hello.

    • Pooky

      Lurking..

      LOVED Kids in the Hall 🙂

      There’s a strong possibility that Mo got some of his English from South Park reruns.

      Fabulous recap(s) Beth, Lurking, Pansy, etc. I’ve actually MISSED the last two episodes in real time and had to watch them on rerun *sigh* and then this website overfloweth with fabulous commentary 🙂

      Looking forward to Season 3!

      • gavinmac

        I was going to post a “Girl Drink Drunk” recommendation but you beat me to it. Well done.

  • Lisa Marie

    There’s so much to say. SO MUCH.

    First, I love Faith & really really think the internet needs to start a kickstarter to send that sassy kid to art school in NY. Or could we get the Academy of Art in SF to sponsor her? However, as much as I love Faith her, “We’re sucking up having no electricity, he should too!” comment was…off. It’s 2014 in America, YOU shouldn’t have to suck it up, let alone him. Tho when Mo finally does deign to return his, “I’m a MAN! I DO WHAT I WANT!” petulant speech was off putting. Does he not realize that his very status can be compromised in this country by not committing to the marriage? Obviously not. A man would realize that.

    Cassia’s dress. I have no words. And her hair. And her tiara. And…Jason generally. He’s scared? Dude. You’re 38 and living with your dad. A 23 year old attractive Brazilian woman is as good as your life is going to get. Stahp. His brother strikes me as the creepy guy that tries to hit on you in a bar and you have to try very hard to avoid.

    Evelin is a freaking delight and even I was touched by Jason’s mom’s comments to her and I wish they had gotten married without evil SIL Jen there. Jason’s just like…vaguely odd, right? Like…I hope they’re happy because Evelin is amazing but I hope Jason gets a bit more backbone as life goes on.

    Chelsea had her perfect hippie wedding. Perfect. Poor Yamir is now stuck in the not Chicago part of Illinois with his Boho bride. I hope she leaves the nest for the wilds of Chicago and to support his career. He deserves that.

    Brett. Can we address that Brett’s sistermom is basically jealous? It has a Chinatown vibe about it. And Daya looked like a scary doll in her dress but good for them. Lou, a vision in khaki, was the highlight of that ceremony.

    I remain mystified that these people can a) afford the costs for a fiancee visa and b) can manage to fill out the paperwork that even I regularly struggle with as we’re in the back half of this process ourselves. I am SUPER curious about what help they get from TLC. An immigration lawyer? Money to pay the fees? Like the thought of Danielle competently filling out the 13 page forms that come with 13 pages of instructions and then having the $1k+ filing fee is more than my tiny brain can process.

    And I CANNOT WAIT until next week. It’s gonna be AMAZING, right? AMAZING! My money is on that someone clued Mo into the fact that his status wasn’t quiiittteee as secure as he thought it was just because he got married and he’ll be super into Danielle at the reunion. But we’ll see. If they skipped asking Amy and Danny about their sex life, my repressed Irish Catholic self would be very happy but even from the teaser I know that’s not happening.

    ‘Til next week!

    • Maggie

      I haven’t been through the K-1 process, but I know it’s costly. I too am curious how some of these couples were able to afford it. I read TLC does NOT help with the financial part of the process. And the cast is not paid in installments, its one lump sum AFTER the whole season aires.

  • Tim B

    I would have never believed that back when the first episode aired, I would find myself at the season finale thinking that Justin was the most redeeming member of the America suitor contingent.

    Wow! I can really only hope that world opinion on how average American’s act will not be based on the actions of Brett, Jason, Danny, Danielle & Chelsea.

    • muttley

      Amen.

  • Masha

    I just read in startcasm that Cassia and Jason’s wedding in Vegas was staged (go figure). It says that they were married in Florida and that TlC are the ones who made them stay in roach-motel. http://starcasm.net/archives/300608

    • Maggie

      True Masha. Jason and Cassia did not get legally married in Las Vegas. I saw the State of Florida Marriage Certificate for those two. Jasons dad, Ronald Hitch, was the officiant. He must have gotten an online certificate to be an officiant, since its probably cheaper than paying for a real one. I wish we could have seen THAT ceremony!

      • Maggie

        Update, Jason and Cassia were married in Florida BEFORE the ceremony in Vegas.Here’s what happened. Their 90 days was coming close to being over, so rather than cut it close, they were married in Florida. TLC still wanted it to appear the wedding took place in Vegas, so they went ahead with the filming shortly after. So all the talk about, he was scared shitless, cold feet, doubts, that was all just….well…acting.

  • Emily

    *correction: Mohammed LAFT.

  • muttley

    I will use a Lurking line ‘please see my earlier efforts’.

    I posted earlier that Dani and Mo should move on to ‘Tiny House Nation’. Danielle can clutch on to Mo – head in his armpit and they can build the house around them with no door so Mo can’t get out. A tiny slide out container for tissue and they are set. Danielle can move her one working orb to look out of her armpit hidey hole, and think all is well. Oops maybe some photos of the QVC/As Seen On TV appliances they sold at the garage sale that she never used, just bought as props.

    • muttley

      I can see Danielle ‘staging’ her Skype chats with Mo prior to meeting live. Her in a chair with all of her unused and probably not paid for appliances behind her.

      Or maybe one of the dolls sat in a chair and he never saw Danielle at all.

      • Maggie

        LOL Muttley! The dolls. Maybe that’s why when she picked him up at the airport he looked like he was looking for a totally different person.

    • Tara

      Ha!!! Oh my Maude, that was funny shit Muttley!! Armpit hidey hole hahahahaha

  • Jessica

    Seriously, Chelsea’s wedding was SO chelsea! Her friends the forest, trees, and country air made an appearance, she did her monthly hair washing, and even the Justin Timberlake of Nicaragua quote made it into the vows. OMG.

    Cassia, R U N!!!!!! Your hubby is a lower who sells shit on ebay and thinks it’s a job!!!!

    I am actually sad there wasn’t much mo and Dani this episode. I’m obsessed with those two, and I haven’t a clue why! Send help, please.

    • Jessica

      Loser* damn. My phones auto correct must realize something more about him 😉

    • Kacky

      Someone called it a Pinterest wedding but it looked more like an Etsy fest to me. April Winchell would have a field day with it.

  • Montrealaise

    I’m so glad I discovered this site. Love the recap and especially love the comments.

    I actually know a couple like Brett and Daya – he’s nice but spineless, she’s a demanding diva – and amazingly, fifteen years later, they’re still married. I think they both figured out that the marriage gave both of them what they really wanted – he got a wife and lifelong companion, and she got to live a lifestyle which, although far from luxurious by our standards, is much better than what she’d have in the Philippines.

    Mohammed – the Tunisian love rat, the Muslim of convenience (i.e. he’s only Muslim when it’s convenient for him). I don’t know whether Danielle flat-out lied about her finances or whether he simply assumed that a woman who could afford to buy his airline ticket and visa application fee must be rich, but boy did he ever get a shock. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. I initially felt sorry for Danielle and thought she was merely a naïve, gullible fool, but that was before I learned about her criminal record. Another poster suggested she might be suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder, and that sounds just about right – the neediness, the manipulation, the impulsive decision making.

    Amy and Evelin – you are both gorgeous, sweet, warm-hearted and intelligent, and far too good for the losers you married. Danny needs to grow up before he should even think about marriage. Justin should be treating Evelin like a queen, instead of a scullery maid. There’s a reason he’s been divorced twice even though he’s only in his thirties. If I were either of these women, I would high tail it to the nearest airport and take the next flight home.

    Chelsea – why is a healthy, college-educated 20-something refusing to get a job and mooching off her parents instead? And why are her parents putting up with the mooching? She married a professional musician and made him give up a promising career in the industry so that she could continue to live with (and mooch off) her parents? Yasmir- it might be time to join Amy and Evelin at the airport.

    Cassia and Jason are the most entertaining couple, mainly because they’re evenly matched. Unlike some of the other fiancés, she is not going to take BS from anyone! I don’t see them lasting, though – is a 23-year-old who dreams of being a model going to be happy living in a retirement community?

    • Karol

      Great recap on all the couples! Kudos to that!

  • Pansy Perkins

    All I want for Xmas is a bonus episode of this season’s 90DF. I want to watch Cassia open crappy presents that Jason got for her at auctions. And I want to see Daya bitterly complain about the gifts she got from Liver Lips that just aren’t good enough for her. But most of all I want to see The Sniveling Garbage Barge chase Mo around the Xmas tree with a giant branch of mistletoe insisting he owes her an an Xmas poke. Oh TLC why can’t you make my Xmas dreams come true?
    Happy Holidays everybody. I hope Danielle is spending the day bitterly regretting her mistakes and I hope her girls are somewhere warm and merry opening nice presents and enjoying the day with family members who aren’t disgusting !-($ups like that POS mom of theirs.

    • Daniellesanidiot

      I’m watching the 90 Day marathon on TLC right now, spoiled only be commercials for “Kate Plus 8” *wretch* ( WHY TLC??)
      At this moment, I’m being tortured by Chelsea’s vocal fry.
      It looks like Mohammed is going to dump a load of bs at the reunion special.

      • Montrealaise

        TLC is bringing back “Kate plus Eight”? Seriously? When the show went off the air, I thought, finally the kids will have a chance at a normal life, away from the cameras. I don’t care if adults want to participate in reality shows – if you’re over 18 and don’t mind having your private life dissected and criticized by the general public, that’s your right and your choice. But – kids cannot make that choice, and they do not belong on reality TV.

        • Daniellesanidiot

          I agree, and I just hate that creepy Kate is getting some type of validation that she’s a “celebrity.” I have not watched that crap show since the little kids were toddlers, but sadly People magazine loves torturing it’s readers with articles about her.

        • Maggie

          Thats just sad. Those kids dont need to be put thru that again. Kate is a registered nurse. Now that the kids are older, why doesnt she go back to work like the rest of us. And Jon, the last I heard, he was unemployed and homeless. Why isnt he working? But I will give him credit, atleast hes not turning back to Reality TV for a paycheck.

    • Karol

      Amen to that, Pansy! You made me laugh so hard! Thank you and Merry Xmas to you!

    • Maggie

      Lol! Danielle will be trying to corner Mo under the Mistletoe, and he will remind her that it is still Ramadan.

    • Pete

      Danielles kids got a new game for Christmas. Its called, Wheres Mohamed?

  • Pansy Perkins

    I’ve been watching the marathon off and on all day and, upon repeated viewing, I have to say Danielle really is a nasty person. So much fake crying. She’s a liar and a manipulator of the highest order.
    And, as someone who’s made it to the age of 44 childless because a. I have never felt financially comfortable enough for a baby and b. because I know I’m too selfish & immature to give a child all they deserve emotionally and practically, women like Danielle piss me off. She comes off like a bratty teenager who gets knocked up carelessly and then insists she wants the baby because it will BELONG to HER and IT WILL LOVE HER. And this useless sack of flesh did it FOUR times. Never mind sacrificing for your kids, never mind making choices that are hard and maybe not fun. Never mind these kids are vulnerable and it’s YOUR job to provide them with a stable homelife. Never mind that you have teenage daughters that should be protected from random Tunisian bezness men that wander in and out of your home. I truly hope she gets nailed hard by the authorities for all her fraudulent garbage. I wonder if she’s watched the show at all and is capable of seeing herself the way the rest of us see her. I assume she stuck so far up her own ass in fantasyland that she’s able to sit, mouth breathing in front of her tv, all starry-eyed and seeing herself as the victimized Damsel In Distress on TLC. This woman is a cautionary tale. Show this crap to clueless young women as an example of what you can become if you don’t put on your Big Girl Pants and grow the F up. Go ahead and destroy your own life if you must but don’t drag down innocent children with your trash life choices.

    • Daniellesanidiot

      Pansy, what struck me right from the get go is how her kids have to mother her, not the other way around. They seem more mature than her. By some miracle, they seem relatively ok, but it’s probably the same as kids of alcoholics who have to mature ahead of their time. Sad all around.
      I am pretty sure, based on the previews, that Mo is going to try to sell being all in love with Danielle now and everything being great. I really hope these nitwits don’t get away with it.
      I also want to add that I have an uncontrollable urge to drag Cassia to amhair salon and get something done with that rat’s nest on her head. Is that supposed to be ombre?? Holy crap.
      While I’m at it, I’ll haul Chelsea to a speech therapist to cure her of the vocal fry and valley talk. A trip to the salon for her as well!

    • SND Junkie

      Pansy – I never had children because of the same reasons, and it kills me to see people like Danielle who pump out 4 kids & are unable to provide a stable environment for them. I could not watch any of the marathon shows because she (and a few others on the show) have gotten under my skin with their bratty selfish attitudes. Danielle, though, is the worst because by 41 it’s clear she tries to manipulate everyone around her.

      I was totally cool with Cassia until she blocked Beth, and now I have an “F%^$ HER” attitude. I won’t comment on her eyeliner (that’s too easy). Forget dying her hair, that mess will never look right. She’d be better chopping it into a sassy bob. And please fix her teeth & give her the right shade of lipstick. The gumball pink is all wrong for her complexion. All that will help her improve the outside …as for helping her improve the inside…? Well, she’s young & fairly street-smart., so maybe she will gain some wisdom over time.

      I’m hoping that while the show was airing on TV, Yamir was busy pushing his music career. He will never have another “as seen on TV” opportunity in life. If he & Chelsea weren’t seriously marketing him to music industry connections over the last 2 months, then they will prove they are both idiots and I won’t feel sorry for him anymore.

      BTW Beth – When will you be able to release another podcast? I don’t want to wait! “It’s not faaaaiiirr” lol. Seriously, love the podcast. Anxious for another edition.

    • Montrealaise

      Danielle always puts her own wants and needs ahead of her kids’. She spends what little money she has on idiotic luxuries, like expensive gadgets and airfare for her Tunisian love rat instead of on necessities like rent and utility bills. As a result, her kids have to live with being evicted from their home (more than once) and having the electricity cut off for non-payment.

      • Kacky

        We shouldn’t assume too much. Gadgets could be gifts from family. Her son works at Walmart. Maybe he scored a sweet deal on Keurigs. But I agree about the airfare. Why don’t these women see that a proposal from soneone who hasn’t even met you is just the same as getting propositioned in a bar by someone else’s husband – it is a crime of opportunity perpetrated by a loser, not a compliment.

  • Daniellesanidiot

    You know what’s crazy? She has a fb page, under Danielle Mullins Jbali, and is posting like she’s in a happy marriage, and….there are “friends” posting in support of her.

    See yall after the show tomorrow! I really think Mo is going to sling a wad of bs.

    • Pansy Perkins

      I think these two fools only JUST figured out that INS is watching. On the previously on tv forums there is a woman posting who claims to live in proximity to Mo’s family back home. She proposes that Mo is the family sacrificial lamb, he had the criteria that was “Best for Bezness” and so he became The Whimpering Garbage Barge’s Love Object. Hence, when he’s on the phone with somebody back home after meeting with Monsieur Dolce, Esq., his complaining about how he didn’t want to come to America. Supposedly his family collectively scraped up $6,000 as payment to Danielle. That money was literally gone before he got here to find Madame broke, in bad debt, with various utilities turned on and off, and stuffed into an apartment on borrowed time. She sold him a bill of goods to get her hands on (in her eyes) a fine piece of ass and somebody who would step in solve her problems, get a job, be beholden to her for his everything and willing to bone her. I think Mo got sold BS by her with the encouragement of family. But the reality is so horrific that he turned feral and that’s why we saw The Really Frustrated Cartman-like Mo last Sunday. I don’t think either one of them was at all canny about the fact that their Dirty Laundry was going to be spread all over the hedges and clotheslines of the media. Which then begs so many questions about these two idiots. How it never occurred to them that allowing a major cable channel to film their marriage fraud might impact their success is beyond me.
      Of course, I’m repeating an unverifiable theory from a message board… could just be nonsense. But when one looks at the behaviour of these two it makes some sense. He could only keep up the act and pretend in the vaguest ways to tolerate Danielle before the ring was on finger. Once they ceremony was done and he was nauseated with himself for being the fatted calf, done and dusted… he freaked out. Hard to blame him as his New Boss now owned him and “but it’s Ramadan” ain’t gonna cut it anymore. The nightmare of sharing a bed made him snap.
      I think we are going to see Mo back on his chokechain on Sunday night. He will talk a barely decent game about their “acceptable” marriage but his body language and affect will give away the truth. I’m betting that the raking he got over social media (also unbelievable to me, why you’d plaster Facebook with all the evidence the government needs take your scam down???) He knows he needs to get his act together and do a better job selling. She will be the same shifty, clingy, whimpery, useless dolt she always is. And nobody will push the issue with either one of them.

      • Daniellesanidiot

        Why has INS not intervened yet is what I am dumbfounded over.
        I picked up on exactly what you did, especially in his phone convo with someone back home. Honestly, the only way their scam could be more obvious is if they wore t-shirts with “immigration frauds” on the front.
        But Mo is going to say he didn’t fully love her at first, but does now. My guess is that’s what his “everything has changed” comment is about. It will be sickening if they get away with it.

        • Tina VDH

          I can’t wait for tomorrow night!! As for USCIS not already being in their shit, it’s likely because they’ve yet to (or just have) filed for his AOS (green card). Once it lands on someone’s desk, they’ll begin checking out this couple. Put them in an interview and it’s over. He gets an interview waiver, and the USA is screwed and stuck with him for 2 years at least. 🙁

          • Daniellesanidiot

            Isn’t she trying to find a co-sponsor? Comments here have stated she’s posted on some forums that she doesn’t have enough money to file the paperwork.

        • Kenya

          The interview with Immigration can take a very long time. My husband & I married in March. We sent the paperwork & fees in May. We are still waiting for an interview. Our lawyer said it could take up to 12 months before one is scheduled. He also told us that Immigration may check any social media & to post pictures regularly to show we have an valid marriage.

      • Kacky

        If you google “tunisian love rat” you’ll see that the women aren’t getting paid. They’re just desperate. The person who claims to know that she was paid is dubious in my opinion.

  • Daniellesanidiot

    Although….doesn’t the fact that he has online dating profiles proof enough that they do not have a real relationship?

    • Kacky

      Aren’t those pre-immigration though?

      • Daniellesanidiot

        You mean the dating profiles being pre-immigration? From what many people have posted, they are current, and in some cases, made AFTER he married Danielle.

  • NickyJ

    Yeah, tell all is just starting.

  • Daniellesanidiot

    Cassia’s hair – a thousand times better!

    Momo….no no. He just can’t fake it no matter what.

  • Daniellesanidiot

    I hate how these reunion shows waste so much time showing recaps. We already watched it!! I’d much rather have more chat time with the cast.

  • Daniellesanidiot

    Last thought. They never showee Mo saying “everything has changed.” Wonder why.
    Did you all notice how smiley and reactive Mo was when one of the other couples were talking, but when Dani speaks, he doesn’t look at her or smile. Interesting, their different view on his situation with her friend Angie.

    I actually like Brett and Daya and Jason and Cassia after seeing the reunion. Glad to know things are good for Danny and Amy.

  • NickyJ

    I totally agree about Cassia,’s hair. So much better. And yes about showing the clips. Umm, we wouldn’t be watching the tell all if we didn’t watch the season. How embarrassing when Danielle was hiding in Mo’s shoulder. I kept thinking that Mo wished he was anyone else on that stage rather than himself. I wanted the host to ask him about his FB and dating profiles.

    • Daniellesanidiot

      Repeatedly burying her face in his shoulder was so childish! She is hiding from the truth. Everything he said must have stung, and I bet she was hoping he’d say or do something – anything – even remotely romantic to validate her fantasy, but he didn’t.

  • Karen

    I wanted the host to ask Mo to kiss Danielle.

  • muttley

    B O R E D.
    I miss the drama. Not into reality shows but 90DF had me intrigued.

    I want more.

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  • JJsWaffles

    I loved the beginning, with Danielle moaning about how awful she feels that Mohammed left, because of her daughters and how they “loove hehm,” and then we see her daughters who clearly could not give less of a shit that he’s gone.

    Also, while the enormous glasses at Justin & Evelin’s wedding were something else, I’m surprised nobody mentioned Justin’s blue-on-blue tie-less outfit. Snazzy, Justin! He looked like a used car salesman at a disco.

    And Cassia’s dress was just…SMH. (I thought Jason’s father’s comment was sweet, though, when he said he’d like to marry her because she looks so pretty.)

  • Garnet

    In my own opinion, Daya is a disgrace to Filipinos…not all of them would like to be in the US , wherein I dont see anything to be braggy about. She’s trying so hard to have that American accent, wearing blue contact lenses..that made her look she got a cataract…eww, disgusting!!! Really!!! I think Brett’s mom did the right decision of not attending the wedding because it is so clear that Daya is just using Brett to get the green card…
    Daya..just go home.. stop humiliating Filipinos by doing this stuff…