Eve: Everything I write for our about page sounds horrible. Like a person I’d want to punch.
Beth: What format are we doing?
Eve: Like, words? Am I being stupid and missing what you mean?
This can’t be true, right???
Beth: Like, little bios for each of us?
Eve: Susan Sarandon with a 36 year old?
Beth: Or a mission statement?
Beth: She owns a ping pong bar. It’s true.
What do you have for a mission statement so far?
Eve: Everything is awful. Makes us sound like pricks and or [REDACTED]
Beth: OMG, we should post this chat as our mission statement. THIS. We want to turn our daily IM chats into a website.
And just omit where you just talked shit about [REDACTED]
Eve: ha ha I guess? Or maybe we just put [REDACTED] where their name was.
Beth: We should post this with redactions and spelling corrections. And end with: WE ARE NOT PRICKS. RELAX. It’s a slow news day.
Eve: YES. Awesome. Done.