Recently, I received an email alerting me that Burger King delivers and I could be eligible for a $25 gift card.

I opened the email.

Photo: screenshot of BKDelivers.com

First of all, Burger King delivers? Did I miss this? Thank God I no longer smoke weed, or Burger King would have to deliver a crane to remove me from my house. I checked out the “Areas” tab on BKDelivers.com and discovered that thus far, San Francisco doesn’t offer delivery. Alameda however, is in luck!

I ended up not signing up for my free $25 gift card, because I’ve learned to read the fine print. Signing up for the gift card means signing up with your cell phone number to be contacted by a list of companies longer than a pharmaceutical side effects list.

Photo: screenshot http://surveysondemand.net/pub.php

The areas list of BKDelivers is pretty extensive. It looks like it might be up to each franchise to decide if they want to be a delivery Burger King. (Come on, Van Ness. Come ON.) So far, 13 states are listed in the delivery area, and no, West Virginia isn’t on there… yet.

A couple of questions:

How hot can it possibly arrive?
What about milk shakes?
Who delivers? Is there a separate delivery staff, or BK counter people?
Are crowns included?
Would you ever order Burger King delivered to your home? And if so, what menu items please?