I just can’t with this anymore. Can you? Honestly, can you? The Jbali Jdrama has taken a medical turn for the gross and cruel. This whole thing with the smell and the pee and the doctor has me all at once curious and afraid. Paired with the country’s political climate and I’m fixing to move to Tunis.
Here’s my question about the Reunion Part Deux: why did Devar get so offended that Mohamed called everyone drunk? That really set Devar off! Well, that and a woman keeping her maiden name. I like how Devar is so old-fashioned that his wife has to take his last name – but she also has to pay for everything and cosign all of his loans and wire his sister her money.
Nothing Mohamed was saying bothered Devar until Mohamed was like, “And you are all drunk people!” It took Devar a couple of minutes to let that sink in (because maybe he was drunk?) but Devar was NOT HAVING IT!
I also enjoyed how Kyle was like, “So Danielle and Mohamed, tell us about your wedding night.” Whoa, Kyle outta left field! Danielle got this satisfied look on her face like, “I’m so glad you asked.” No they did not have sex on their wedding night because APPARENTLY once Mohamed got a glimpse of her basement, he diagnosed it as untouchable. Am I the only one who excused herself to the bathroom to double-check that my downstairs was on the up and up? Yes? Never mind.
Sarcasm has a podcast interview with Danielle were she reveals that Mohamed accusation that Danielle locked him in the bedroom and demanded sex was a “half-truth.” OMG, so it’s kinda true? Also, she’s currently a freshman in college! Yay Danielle!
In other news, when in Daya not crying? Danielle and Loren talk about the impact of social media on their self-esteem and then Daya is like, “Wait, me too! SOB SOB SOB.” Ugh. Okay. You too, Daya. Maybe Brett can write you a rap about it.
Good God, this has gotten weird. Per usual, my 90 Day Friends, I look forward to your (non-racist) thoughts…. and may all of your commercial breaks be brief!