This 91-year old broad was DListed’s Hot Slut of the Day (for obvious reasons) and I am haunted by not the cougars, but WEIRD 31-YEAR OLD KYLE. “The things that they’re self conscious about is what I’m into. I like lines. I like the neck feature.”
I’m sorry, what?
One of his girlfriends is 91. That’s right. Kyle has more than one elderly girlfriend. The other GF we see macking on Kyle is a 68-year old great-grandmother, which should tell you something about the choices she has made. More importantly, Kyle is wearing the same outfit with both women. Either Kyle only has one ensemble, or the production made him hook up with both old broads on the same day for the purposes of getting filming over with.
Is something fundamentally wrong with Kyle that’s based on either childhood trauma or insecurity about women his own age? Or is this perfectly natural and beautiful to see a young man in love with not one, but two senior citizens? I leave that to you. I’m most upset about everyone in matching outfits, with their red-based tops and dark bottoms; and with Kyle swapping spit with multiple people on the same day. WTF, Kyle?