There is nothing more frightening that poorly dressed, defiantly ignorant bigots. Which brings us to gay-hating Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis and her husband Cletus. Or Zeke. Or Earl. Anyway, I’d rather have dinner with Lizzie Borden and Charles Manson than share an elevator with these two. Here’s Kim getting let out of bigot jail to the tune of “Eye of the Tiger.”
It’s over. You can come out from under your couch now. Since all sane, inherently decent humans agree that Kim Davis is not only the worst kind of American, but the scariest topical figure of 2015, here’s how to make Kim and Jethro costumes and be the terrifying hit of every Halloween soiree this fall.
Here’s Kim Davis’ hair, available on Amazon:
Here’s a classy t-shirt Kim Davis would wear, and then spill food on:
Add a Big Gulp and a resting bitch face, and your Kim costume is done. Now on to her 57th husband, an extra from the set of Deliverance:
You know he got those overalls at Sears, along with some tires for the Davis’ front yard:
And oh my God, we totally found his hat for $12.99 right here:
The final touch on this gentleman’s spooktacular look is some straw in the teeth and a pee stain.