Everyone knows that the best Hot Pockets (TM) flavor is meatball mozzarella, so we can all breathe a sigh of relief that the Hot Pockets flavor that contains diseased meat is “Philly Steak and Cheese” in both regular and croissant crust.
I know what you’re thinking, and no, diseased meat has not been used in everyone’s favorite health food, Lean Pockets. That said, I’m suddenly craving a Cheesesteak Hot Pocket. Unfit for human food? Since when as that stopped anyone from eating a Hot Pocket? Also, I had no idea a “croissant crust” was available on anything. As far as I’m concerned, this recall has done nothing but make me crave a diseased Hot Pocket.
While “diseased meat until for humans” is not included, you can see Hot Pocket ingredients here.