A 27-year old man is a grandfather!
It should go without saying that the 27-year old grandfather is in jail. I mean, OF COURSE he is in jail. He is a 27-year old grandfather. Convicted of murder at 16, Gramps already had a 2-year old. She’s now 13 and pregnant. We know this because she posted it on Facebook, and I guess her dad has Facebook in jail or whatever.
Interestingly (at least to me) these whiskey tango* people are BRITISH. If you are (a true American) like me, you are fucking sick of British people and their snobbery towards the United States. Turns out, it’s not all Downton Abbey and Hogwarts over there. Some murderer is a 27-year old grandfather.
*I’m assuming they’re white trash people. The identities of the 12-generations-alive-at-once family are kept secret.