This past weekend, security footage caught a man in a Thai parking lot having sex with a white Porche convertible. First of all, how does one have sex with a car? Are we just talking about like, a man putting his penis in the exhaust pipe? Or is there more to it? I have no idea, as I am a car virgin.
According to the report, the car lover “got intimate” with both the front and the REAR end of the car, which again was a white Porche convertible. There were probably way cuter cars in that garage.
People who are sexually attracted to machines are called mechanophiles. Want to go down an internet rabbit hole? Read on.
I have certainly heard of folks falling in love with inanimate objects, like that broad who wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower. CAN YOU BLAME HER? My real question is logistics: how does a human have intercourse with a car? I simply don’t get the… mechanics.
One could argue that these people are using cars (or other machines) the way others use vibrators, as a sex tool for their own private enjoyment. But something tells me that the car people are different, that they are in relationships with cars, and that complicated sex things are going on. Meet Edward, a man who’s slept with one woman during a one night stand in San Francisco (!) but otherwise, has had sex with over 1,000 cars.
And then there’s the whole group of people who are sexually attracted to objects – any objects. The Eiffel Tower lady is among them and this is their website. These people are NOT okay with the movie made about Eiffel Tower lady and say, “The film is firmly denounced by the objectum-sexual community for its exploitative and sensationalized take on OS.”
Seriously, you need to explore their entire website (including the dirty nails in that homepage picture) and let me know what you think. Is this mental illness? Is this another form of sexuality? I want to support everyone’s sexuality in all it’s harmless forms, but worry Tea Party people will use this to stop gay marriage. Pls. advise.
Also watch this entire documentary (on your phone before you fall asleep) so you can discuss it with me: