Much like Katie Couric’s dead husband’s phone, people call 911 for NO REASON all the time. I’m sure you heard the 911 call from the guy ho was being attacked by his cat and called 911. The transcript has the cat in the background as saying, “RAAAAWWWWRRRR.”
Did he really need to call 911 over a 22-lb cat? No. Be an adult. It’s a CAT. I wonder what kind of conversation he had with his wife before calling 911. Which one of them insisted this was an emergency only armed police officers could handle?
And now, because it’s Friday, a shit-ton of YouTube audio of dumb 911 calls:
Up next, this first broad is SO INDIGNANT about her Burger King order. Why are people so inclined to make fast food fuck-ups worthy of notifying the authorities? Is there something about the food, or is it the people? (It’s the people.)
This one is a classic! A Michigan cop stole weed from a criminal and then baked it in brownies with his wife.
And then here are some scary ones, WHICH IS WHAT 911 IS FOR. Are some of these fake? I have my suspicions: