I don’t know how she found this but my friend from grade school shared this amazing Craigslist post on Facebook.
Eye Candy Lawn Services is here to assist all the lovely lonely mamas with any special lawn needs.
Why settle for boring white-bread lawn service when you can get a real piece of Eye Candy to take care of it for you?
We here at Eye Candy pride ourselves on not only our deep passion for modeling, but also our dedication to making your lawn or garden looking neat and handsome!
The Don Lawn ($40/hr) – mowing
The François ($55/hr) – mowing + brush removal/bamboo removal/etc.
The ‘Anything-Goes’ ($65/hr) – mowing + brush removal/bamboo removal/etc + hedge trimming + weeding + yard trimming packaging
Other flavors include (not pictured)
The King Kamehameha
The Scary Clown
and the Basic (no costume)
Don’t miss your opportunity for quality lawn service done by quality ethnically ambiguous male models! Email with questions today!
My main question is really just a confirmation that this is a joke, right? Also, bamboo removal? I don’t know why Austin keeps bothering with printing those “Keep Austin Weird” t-shirts. What with this and the bull penis scandal, they’ve got nothing to worry about.
I emailed Eye Candy Lawn Services and will post their response, obvs.
UPDATE! We got a response from Sexy Lawn Mower Man:
“Hi there, Is this a real service? Thanks, Beth”
“Yes, it started as just a lawn mowing service, but I figured… Why not make it interesting?
Do you have a yard you need serviced?”
There you go.