I want it to be clear: I do not find it at all humorous that a 63-year-old woman was, most likely, killed by a shark while swimming in New South Wales. That is awful. My heart goes out to Christine Armstrong’s family and friends.
But what I can’t stop thinking about is the headline CNN, and many other news agencies, used for their story.
All this does is make me imagine a shark on the other end of this phone:
My understanding that Taken 3 and 4 are in the offing. May I suggest that in at least one of them, Mr. Neeson avenge Ms. Armstrong? It only seems right.