An actual deck chair from the doomed Titanic cruise boat we totally wish we were on because we totally would have survived is up for auction. The chair was picked up by a rescue boat, who presumably also picked up people, after the Titanic sank 103-years ago TOMORROW*.
The deck chair will “fetch” over one hundred thousand dollars, which seems perfectly reasonable. How awesome would it be to have a little soiree on one’s deck and get to say to a guest, “Oh, don’t sit there. I don’t want your Spanx to break my six-figure deck chair from the legit Titanic, thank you very much.”
The chair, which looks neither comfortable nor haunted, is really cool and we want it.
*Titanic should be on television all day on repeat, like “A Christmas Story” on Christmas.