This is from Mohamed’s Facebook, where, according to Mr. Jbali, “To all my friends , this is the only Facebook i am using , i don’t have no tweeter or any other social media account or dating websites, if u get any massage telling that is me or using my pics pls don’t respond.”
Oh my God, how much do you love that status update. Eve and I are fighting over who can get “I don’t have no tweeter” tattooed on our backs fast enough. Anyway, here’s Mohamed’s page and it is the treasure trove you would expect. Someone posted Cassia’s Facebook in the comments, which led me to an amazing reunion group picture, which led to me everyone else’s Facebook page, including the one Mo DOESN’T use apparently. Then I noticed that he was a “fan” of Mohamed Jbali, and I needed to see the Mohamed Jbali fan page. Voila! The only Facebook he is using. No tweeter!
Needless to say, there are no photos of Danielle, and there are posts containing Mo’s ever-present need to give his feelings in percentages. He 49% wants to stay in America. Sadface. But there there is this, which gives me, and probably everyone at Givenchy, a great big smiley face.
I guess the Pierre Cardin one wasn’t available.
Here’s the aforementioned group photo. Thoughts PLEASE!