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  • April 25, 2018

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Basking In The Trivial

We have no choice. We must discuss Before The 90 Days

August 14, 2017 By Beth Spotswood 37 Comments

We have no choice. We must discuss Before The 90 Days

Sweet Glory be to God in all that is reality gold. Other than the Saga of Sandusky, “Before the 90 Days” is the greatest thing to come to the TLC television network since they discovered 600-lb Mormon little people with multiples. My husband had grown bored with 90 Day Fiance and it’s various spin-offs that […]

Is Married at First Sight the world’s most cringe-worthy show? Discuss.

August 31, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 10 Comments

Is Married at First Sight the world’s most cringe-worthy show? Discuss.

As I sat down with a giant iced coffee at 9pm and tuned into Bravo, I wondered where I would be without Andy Cohen. That man brings me so much joy/drama, and I credit him with the ripple effect his programming has had on television. Without Bravo’s pioneering efforts in ridiculous reality shows, would we […]

10 interesting things about Mohamed’s bedroom

July 15, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 11 Comments

10 interesting things about Mohamed’s bedroom

Former 90 Day Fiance star and husband of Danielle Mullins Jbali, Mohamed Jbali posted a photo of himself lounging in his obviously-staged-for-the-occasion bedroom, with the caption, “Relaxing in my beautiful room (smiley face, heart, smiley face.)” There are so many things going on this this photograph, I need to list them numerically: 1. Um, who […]

LeeAnne’s demo reel features actual acting but no “killing”

July 5, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 1 Comment

LeeAnne’s demo reel features actual acting but no “killing”

Psst, hey you! You that secretly watched “The Real Housewives of Dallas” on Bravo because they won’t bring back “The Real Housewives of Melbourne.” I’ve been keeping this dark, twisted secret as well, but I’ve stumbled upon something too glorious not to share with my fellow closeted RHOD spectators. Sometimes I google “LeeAnne Locken” because […]

The roller coaster of Danielle and Mohamed, as documented by the police

June 24, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 13 Comments

The roller coaster of Danielle and Mohamed, as documented by the police

Some genius compiled the complete list of a year in the life of Mullins-Jbali Police Reports. Here’s the Smithsonian-worthy compilation. As a Pride-weekend present, the ladies of Slow News Day have pulled for you our favorite lines from all of the reports from all of the times Mohamed called the Sandusky, Ohio police department: “Faith, […]

60 Days In, Everyone Out

May 26, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 6 Comments

60 Days In, Everyone Out

You guys, I dropped the “60 Days In” ball. I got sidetracked working on articles that I actually get paid for. FORGIVE ME. I missed a couple of recaps of 60DI but they were the boring light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel episodes where all of our fake prisoners got out of jail. Tonight is the real show-down, where the […]

60 Days In: Robert’s poop diagnosis

May 6, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 7 Comments

60 Days In: Robert’s poop diagnosis

With only a week to go in their eight week stay, only five fake inmates remain – although Tami is about to require her own padded cell. But we’ll start with the boys because they’re the most boring. After his highly publicized smoking of coffee, Isaiah gets a much needed visit from his mom, and […]

60 Days In: Tami takes the cake

April 8, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 18 Comments

60 Days In: Tami takes the cake

Ruh roh. Tami is losing it. Of all of the people on Prison Island, she was the one I expected to handle jail the best. But Tami is the biggest drama queen in Pod F, stirring up shit when everyone else – even Boston! – is cool, calm, and collected. Here’s what happened: Babar’s bestie/leg […]

Married At First Sight: One Down

February 25, 2016 By Beth Spotswood 5 Comments

Married At First Sight: One Down

It’s decision day for David and Ashley, but first, let’s talk about the last grasps of desperation from Sam towards Neil because I find this fascinating. For weeks, Sam has been sending Cold War-era level mixed messages in codes that not even Benedict Cumberbatch could break (in that boring movie where he was a genius.) […]

Married at First Sight: Sam gets mean

December 18, 2015 By Beth Spotswood 12 Comments

Married at First Sight: Sam gets mean

The tables have completely turned in ragrds to how we feel about the couples on Married at First Sight (MAFS.) While I once thought Ashley was the worst, I now regard Sam’s behavior as unacceptable. Let us discuss: David and Ashley: By the time their wedding night and honeymoon rolled around, Ashley had loosened up […]

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Danielle and Mohamed: What is left to say?

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90 Day Fiance Reunion: Why Mohamed, Why?

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The ballad of Dani and Mo: Dr. Tom of Walmart gets involved

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OMG Mohamed gets political. “This is not YOUR country!”

OMG Mohamed gets political. “This is not YOUR country!”

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