“I can’t believe I get to eat like this every day. This is great.”
Alan Martin, minister of North Carolina bought a $100 “Never Ending Pasta Pass” from the Olive Garden, America’s number one purveyor of fake Eye-talian food. The Never Ending Pasta Pass ends tomorrow, and as Alan was only one of 1,000 who got to buy the pass, he’s hell bent on getting way more than $100 worth of shitty food out of it.
“I would love to be the person that ate the most of the 1,000 people. That would be a good contest to win,” said Martin. “Because that means I got the most value out of the card of anyone in the United States.”
It is not a contest Alan!
I am interested in how the Olive Garden came up with this idea of offering 1000 crazy people the opportunity to spend $100 and get never-ending soup, salad, pasta, and Coke for a limited amount of time. That just seems like a weird marketing plan.
Alan Martin is the real life version of Seth Galifianakis.