DListed’s Hot Slut of the Day (HSOTD) was recently “The Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Burrito from Taco John’s!” and the photo and decription have left me with more questions than answers.
According to DListed, which is my number one news source, Taco John’s is the Taco Bell of Wisconsin. And now they’re putting Cheetos in a burrito in the apparent hopes that people near death will cash out the last of their savings from between the couch cushions and buy 23 of them for a light lunch. Count me in, Taco John!
Taco John’s Guy Fieri-esque website (tacojohns.com/flaminhot) proclaims of it’s Cheeto Burrito, “You’ve got to taste it to believe it. The new Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® Burrito pairs Flamin’ Hot® Cheetos® snacks with spicy chorizo, bold nacho cheese, chile de arbol salsa and jalapeno slices in a fiery tortilla. Get yours today – they’re only here for a limited time!”
Maybe it’s something special in Wisconsin, but I have never heard of this “chile de arbor salsa”, nor am I sure of what constitutes a fiery tortilla. None the less, “I’ve simply® got to try it®!” Said Beth Spotswood® of Slow News Day®, which is a website® on the internet®.
In exploring other Taco John’s menu items, I am most curious about the world famous Potato Olés®. “Taco John’s Super Potato Olés® are a hearty helping of our world famous Potato Olés® topped with specially seasoned beef, refried beans, nacho cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, tomatoes, black olives, guacamole and rich sour cream. Small and regular orders available. Start digging!”
The nearest Taco John’s is in Reno, Nevada (of COURSE.) I have a car that seats 5. Who’s in?