Thanks to my roommate Brittney for sending me THIS GEM which I totally missed (because I just upgraded to AT&T Uverse and I have too many channels to handle.) The world’s greatest Dollar Store Manager/person (named Gavyn!) caught these nasties shoplifting Fabreeze, so he gave ’em a little Fabreeze in the face.
My mother once sprayed 409 in my face, just trying to be silly. IT IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. Gavyn was fired for basically COMING CORRECT. I will now be boycotting the dollar store. And they will feel that boycott, I assure you. The Dollar Store is my jam.
Gavyn, if Slow News Day had any money, we would hire you immediately.
Gavyn reminds me of my co-president in the Gay-Straight Student Alliance. He was from Philadelphia and was not afraid of white trash types who called him the f-word. He could make it across 4 lanes of traffic in the time it takes to say, “Oh hellllll no!”